party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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