I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
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