shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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