Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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