The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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