there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
