To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
The power of my boobs compel you
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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