She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
Randomize
