Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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