in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
did i just pee glitter
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
