bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
