I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Randomize
