Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I have tasted many bathrooms
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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