You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
