Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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