By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
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