Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
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