whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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