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  I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.

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• What's friendly sex between good friends :)

  Submitted by She_a on May 10, 12 at 9:39pm

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• I might actually use this as a line... Well see how good it works.

  Submitted by anaily92 on May 10, 12 at 12:54pm

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  • Like a charm and everytime.

    Submitted by CrooklynCrook on May 11, 12 at 3:23pm

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• Real friends don't spit on each other.

  Submitted by W_T_F on May 10, 12 at 12:41pm

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• There's no comments on this yet? Seriously? This one is kinda cute, possibly even t-shirt material...lol

  Submitted by mthib on May 10, 12 at 12:33pm

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• I submitted this. It worked. Just so you know. :)

  Submitted by thillis_ on May 12, 12 at 4:30pm

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• Every mans dreamed text to recieve......

  Submitted by FreakAssLeo on Jun 5, 12 at 9:49am

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• He'll be your friend, but I gotta warn ya...he can be a real cock.

  Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on May 10, 12 at 10:38pm

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• You have such a wonderful way with words.

  Submitted by budman999 on May 11, 12 at 5:18pm

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• Brilliant. I am going to steal this line; I definitely need more penises as friends.

  Submitted by RileyK on May 10, 12 at 6:00pm

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  • Theres always an asshole tagging along right behind them FYI.

    Submitted by porksword on May 10, 12 at 10:42pm

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• His friends call him Dick.

  Submitted by porksword on May 10, 12 at 1:53pm

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