Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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