Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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