She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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