he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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