my room smells like sperm. sweet.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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