guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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