I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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