I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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