belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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