Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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