question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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