We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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