his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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