Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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