i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
your like the ambassador to my penis.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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