he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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