Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Randomize
