On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
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