ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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