margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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