where am i from again
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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