There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
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