He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
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