fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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