my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Found the puke drawer
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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