do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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