I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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