i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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