There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
I woke up under a house in Key West
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