Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
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