I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
