On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
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