New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
But break dance skills will only take you so far
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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