the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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