I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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