remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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