i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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