I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Semen is not good for contacts.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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