if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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