Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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