yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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